The Constitutional Monarchy of Little Auztria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Noemey Garland with a fair hand, and remarkable for its restrictive gun laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.852 billion Auxztrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noemisville. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Little Auztrian economy, worth 194 trillion Markauzzes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,934 Markauzzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, the Super-Spud Cinematic Universe is breaking box office records, autarky's deemed malarkey as foreign bric-a-brac's brought back, and agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Little Auztria's national animal is the Innisbruck Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Little Auztria is ranked 43,057^th in the world and 75^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Corrupt Governments, with 49.19 kickbacks per hour.